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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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