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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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