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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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