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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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