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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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