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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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