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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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