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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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