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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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