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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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