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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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