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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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