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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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