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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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