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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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