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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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