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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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