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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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