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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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