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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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