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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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