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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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