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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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