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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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