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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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