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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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