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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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