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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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