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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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