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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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