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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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