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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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