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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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