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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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