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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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