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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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