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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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