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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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