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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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