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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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