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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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