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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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