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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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