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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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