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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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