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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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