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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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