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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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