Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.