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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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