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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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