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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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