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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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