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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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