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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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