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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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